Tag Archives: humor

God is Back

People keep telling me that “God is everywhere.” Apparently, they are more right than I imagined: Oh, how I wish I could take credit for these.

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Nice Title

Parole has been denied for an inmate whose crime inspired the sensational 1983 Post headline “Headless body in topless bar.” A parole board says it would be dangerous to release 53-year-old Charles Dingle because of his “continued poor behavior” and … Continue reading

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If Only

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her … Continue reading

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Christmas in Legalese

WHEREAS, on or about the night immediately preceding Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to, a mouse. A … Continue reading

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Ghost of a Chance

Salman Rushdie is divorcing his wife, Padma Lakshmi. I told Jeff that he has another chance, if he gets it in gear soon enough.

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You-Glee

This is probably the ugliest car in America. Camille says it looks like a shoebox with wheels, I say a toaster.  I know how to use Photoshop, so I win. The Almighty: Designed in Legoland. It would look complete if … Continue reading

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